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Elmer The Traveling Gnome

All About Me

Itinerary Page
Groovy Places I Went
....More Groovy Places
Interesting People
All About Me
New Friends
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Photos to feast your eyes upon.....
Why was Elmer deleted from these photos? Conspiracy??
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Just a Gnome on the Roam.....



Mercedes Smart Car

My cool car!   Me and my mates like to see how many gnomes we can fit inside it.   I'm gonna call the guys on Pimp My Ride! 


R.I.P. Grandpa Gnome

Here I am with Great-Great Grandpa Gnome....the patriarch of the family. He was quite the world-renowned mushroom farmer of his time. My family has carried on this profession from generation to generation, on down to me.  


Gnome Family Portriat

Meet the family.....There I am sitting atop one of our prized 'shrooms. Yea, we have our problems, like all families do,  what with my sister living in the Pixie district, and my brother being involved in a Wizard Gang drive-by spell casting incident  2 years ago, but I still love 'em! 


H.J. Knee, of Malmesbury, Ltd.

This is where I was living when Sue found me in Malmesbury.  I stood on the top shelf for what seemd like eons,  alongside  a wooden bunny rabbit,  a lovely porcelin dish and another gnome.   When the shopkeepers were around, we all behaved ourselves, but once the lights went out and the doors were locked up tight, the party got started!     That old gnome could play some mean guitar riffs and the rabbit, well was more into Hip-Hop ;-)


Welcome Home!

... to my lovely abode! I was extremely fortunate to have this home designed by the talented American architect, Frank Lloyd Wright. Some of you might recall his famous buildings and homes incorporating the elements of natural environs into his designs. My home in particular was modeled after his favorite gardening boots.

Life is a journey, not a destination.....